Babies gone Wild

Emma:  Being spring, we thought it would be a good idea to come clean on some .

Brett:  yeah, come clean up your poopy diapers!  Zinger!

Emma:  Brilliant!

Brett: so, first thing first tell them about your joyride!

Emma:  Im not sure i know what you are talking about?

Brett: Dad's Kayak?

Emma:  OHHHH,  so I took dad's kayak out for a spin today... big deal!

Brett: does dad know?

Emma: probably now, Im sure he reads this; he loves us! 

Brett: well if he does read this he will see these pictures I have of you paddling...

Emma: well if we are going to show photos...

Brett: you wouldn't!

Emma: Oh yes I would, and i sent the photo to Babies gone Wild!

Brett: not fair, since coming out about my milk addiction, skinny dipping is where I find comfort

Emma: lame!

Brett: is not

Emma: is too, besides photos have also surfaced showing that your milk consumption has only increased recently.

 Brett: GASP
Emma: uh huh
Brett:  well, that obviously is a fake.
Emma: nope, thats you, Ive seen that same shirt in our closet.
Brett:  Its hard to give up Similac, cold turkey!


Brett: on good news we finally figured out what the Bolts and playoffs are
Emma: Yep, Bolts are the Tampa Bay Lightning, and playoffs are a tournament...what i don't get is why the winner of these playoffs on get a cup.  seems like a trophy or plaque would be more fitting!
Brett: Maybe its a cup filled with Milk!!!!
Brett: I hope these playoffs are over soon
Emma: why?
Brett: Playoffs are what's making daddy grow hair on his face and it itches and scratches me.
Emma: Its called a beard.
Brett: sounds like someone has been searching google
Emma: you know, we'd be good hockey players...  We dont have any teeth!!!
Brett: true dat! lets work on our slap shots!
Emma: our what?
Brett: never mind... bye for now
Emma: BYE subscribers