Back to Back Baby Blogs!

Brett: Hello again!

Emma:  Let us first appologize for our mommy.  She has not written a blog since we stole her computer last time.  Its not her fault...

Brett:  she has been very busy!

Emma: yeah, that and we totally hid her computer from her!

Brett: OH YEAH!  In yo face momma!

Emma:  We've been able to to take things lately, since learning to use these mysterious objects at the end of our arms.
Brett: Yeah they are good for grabbing stuff, but they are also delicious! Now if only I could figure out how to grab the camera from the paparazzi!

Emma: Today we ate rice cereal for the first time.

Brett: not impressed!

Emma: I thought it was okay

Brett: Do they make steak cereal?

Emma: do they make baby muzzles?

Brett: Heyyyyyy

Emma:  J/K

Both: well, bye for now....

2 Boksen Bloggers

Brett: Ladies and gentleman, let me first start by saying welcome back!
Emma: and welcome our substitute writer Rocco, seen below...

Emma: Rocco is graciously filling in for our usual keyboard specialist, Rusty.

Brett: Rusty is anything but trusty.

Emma: she had a vet appointment?!?!

Brett: thats what she said, but TMZ has photos of her strutting her stuff, nude, on the dog beach!

Emma: Shocking!

Brett: I would make a permanent change, if Rocco didn't use so many colors and crazy font

Emma: Well thats not the only photo in the tabloids this week.
Brett:  Wha wha whaaat?
Emma: Yep, headline Brett Boksen, Party Animal?
Brett: Whats wrong with that????
Emma:  The article says this picture was taken at Charlie Sheen's house at 5AM!
Brett: I was winning!
Emma: you are whining!
Brett: ME?
Emma: yes you!
Brett: when has a tough guy like me ever whined?
Emma: Just the other day when you spilt your milk!

Brett: Well it was very sad!

Emma: You never cry over spilt milk! Thats day one stuff!

Brett: Well why do you have to be so judgmental?
Emma: Oh Brother!
 Brett: Quick I think I heard Dad! Rocco, quick, turn off the computer!
Both: BYE!!!

When the Mommy's away, the babies will play

Brett: Hello again, fans!
Emma: while mommy is at Lady Gaga we have taken control of the house.
Brett: Im in control.
Emma: no me!
Brett: no, I am thats why daddy calls me "the big man on campus"
Emma: Dad says alot of funny things, he calls me "Lady goo goo Gaga"
Brett: We are sooo happy mommy is out having fun tonight
Emma: yeah she deserves it. We can be quite the hand full
Brett: Two hands full!!!
Emma:  see what I deal with people!

Brett: What's new with us?
Emma: Well mommy and daddy put a screen around the pool so we can go swimming without them.
Brett:  How rude!
Emma: I know they get jealous when we do things without them
Brett: Yeah, today i pooped all over and daddy was mad...he can poop too!?!?

Emma: well we better watch out because daddy is talking more and more about the Lightning and Playoffs characters.
Brett: let me at em!
Emma: Im not sure who these people are but they can get their own daddy!

Emma: Thanks for reading
Brett: and thanks for not smoking
Emma: no comment

Baby Time!!!

Brett:  Sorry folks we didn't do much this week, we'll try to do more next week, bye for now...
Emma: What are you talking about! We did soooo mucho, you just slept through everything.
Brett: I was sleeping???
Emma: you passed out cold! I think you have a drinking problem
Brett: you're right, I do, my name is Brett and I'm a Milk-a-holic
Emma: first step is admitting it
Brett: Amen sista!

Brett: so what did I miss?
Emma: so much cool stuff, like, um, mommy and daddy took us to the dog beach and brought Rwusty along.
Brett: no WAYYYY!!!!
Emma: oh yeah, daddy and Rwusty went in the water and mommy took care of us.
Brett: Cool, I wish I was there
Emma: you were THERE!!!!
Brett: oh yeah!
Emma: I just feel bad for whoever this Jimmy John guy is because Mommy and Daddy ate him at the beach!
Brett: Cannibal's!!! we better watch out!!!

Emma: you also slept right through dinner at the Vinoy with Aunt Arlene and Uncle Dave, and Mommy took us to the park.
Brett: You're kidding right?
Emma: Nope
Brett: Maybe its time to start attending those MA meeting.
Emma: MA????
Brett: Milkaholics Anonymous
Emma: Bro, please!

Brett: Well I wasn't asleep when Grandma Lisa baby sat us the other night.
Emma: no you cried so much that I doubt she'll want to baby sit again
Brett: yeah right, she loves us
Emma: Thanks Grandma Lisa for letting mommy and daddy go on a dinner date!
Brett: they weren't still full from eating Jimmy John!
Emma: Guess not

Emma: Over the last week we (mostly me) got to spend time with a lot of our family and friends and are very grateful
Brett: Yeah, we love our family
 Emma: here are a few more pictures, feel free to comment on how cute we are! Well bye for now...

We're Baaaack!

Brett:  You may be wondering where our mommy is....We hit her over the head with a frying pan and have once again gained control over her BLOG!!!  Don't try to rescue her, or its off with her head!!! muahhh haa haaaaaa

Emma: Grow up Brett, Ladies and gentleman, please don't be alarmed mommy is safe and sound and not Concussed!
Brett: Sorry miss goody two shoes!

Emma: why don't you just tell everyone how big a BABY you are at night!

Brett: Its not my fault, sometimes I don't get enough naps, and that makes me angry, and like the Incredible Hulk, "you won;t like me when Im angry."  Since we are airing out our dirty laundry, Emma Zoey, or should I say "little sis" why don't you tell our fans! (pause for applause) about our weigh in at the Dr.'s


Emma: Tell them what, how fat you are!
Brett:  PHAT, I passed you up, besides according to the shirt I was wearing yesterday, "Ladies love me"
Emma: Suuuuuuure, well congrats BIG Brother on weighing more than me.
Brett: Thanks!
Emma: Soon you'll be on the Biggest Loser!  hahahahahahaha
Brett: Don't be so snooty booty


Emma: well one thing we can agree on is that we had a Happy 2 month Birthday!
Brett: Yeah Happy Birthday to us!  NOW give us SOME PreSenTS!!!




Brett: We'd also like to congratulate daddy on whatever the "Bolts" and "playoffs" are
Emma: Whatever they are, they sure are lucky... I swear sometimes I think he loves Bolts and playoffs more than us!
Brett: Maybe they are also twins, but are like heroes, wait no superheroes! and they have special powers and stuff!
Emma: Oh Brother!




Emma: Also there have been many rumors that we have had a ghost writer.
Brett: But its not our fault.  Daddy says we don't have motor skills,... he's always saying funny stuff like that!
Emma: Regardless, there have been rumors that daddy is our Partner in Crime, but we are ready to unveil our writer...

Brett: Thanks Rusty!!!!!


Emma:  Well bye for now, C U next Sunday

The babies strike back!

Emma:  Recently our mommy has dun a wundrful job blogging about our lives.
Brett: Thanks, MOMMY!

Emma: A lot has happened in our infancy...
Brett:  BUT FIRST!!!! There have been sum rumors going around that I was crying earlier this week!  Obviously mommy doesn't know it's ALERGY SEASON!!!

Emma: Oh Brother!

Brett: ok ok ok, well we did get to celebrate our Grandpa's Birthday with him!
Emma: yeah.... but we went to Cassis for dinner and all we got was sum Similac
Brett: True! but mommy and daddy did get us some cool outfits, see beelow...

Brett: We saw our first Lightning game Friday night! The first of many free tickets Daddy will get us!  We got so many great compliments from daddy's co-workers!
Emma: Yeah thanx Daddy! Go Bolts!

Emma: we are getting so big... Im not sure but I think we weigh almost a million pounds!
Brett:  a million?
Emma: ???
Brett: You're lucky you're cute... everyone knows we only weigh 100 pounds, duhhhhhh

Emma:  Well, thanks everyone for your support of mummy's blog,
Brett: Yeah!
Emma: Maybe we will take a nap and let her write more often.
Brett: yeah, a kid nap! GET IT, GET IT
Emma: See what I deal with people!

BRETT AND EMMA:  BYE BYE for now! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!